I have concluded that now is the time to make my virtual presence known. This communication device is often left open on the raised platform on which I sleep during the day. It's first attraction is warmth. The second is a means of reaching the world.
I have observed my Preferred Upright Female communicate in this manner. I will do the same. I will not allow the Bane of My Existence, that dappled creature of intolerable immaturity, access to this device. Not that the BME could achieve more than clumsy tromping across these keys.
I shall now retire to the woven oval on the floor for a nap.
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