The Kitty Discipline Bottle

I think my Preferred One has seen this photograph. There is a bottle very similar to these on our kitchen table. Every time I try to find a nice place to nap on the table runner, I get wet. It is most disturbing. And she is relentless! Time after time, all day long on Saturday, she never gave up with the squirting. And when the water supply was exhausted, she replenished it!

I thought she had forgotten about it Saturday night, because I took a nice nap in her lap on the couch. But Sunday morning, I tried the table napping space again and **squirt**

Home at Last

We have finally been freed. Two weeks in a kennel with the Bane of My Existence!!

And the chemical smell has just about dissipated from my fur.

What an experience!!

I hope I never go through something like this again.

On the Wall

Finally, the fine artwork that had been hidden away is now prominently displayed in the large room. A lovely addition to our abode.

I have discovered that sourdough bread is very tasty. I never suspected this.

Art Worth Viewing

I would like to know why this piece of artwork is hidden in a room where no one goes. It deserves exposure in a more traveled area of our home.


This feline is obviously quite famous. I found his portrait on the internet, too. You can purchase his likeness in a museum. I suppose that means that he is no longer alive. Having one's portrait in a museum does not bode well for one's mortality.

Favorite Things

My favorite things have started to appear. There is a soft blue covering that appears when the days grow short. It is always close to my Preferred One and usually remains on the couch at night. Sometimes she shares it with the Lone Male or one of the two younger females. Those two have coverings of their own. In fact, the older of the two recently acquired an especially nice one. It smells vaguely like the Intermittent One (who made an appearance at the same time) so I suspect she is responsible for its presence. These coverings are so warm to sleep on. I think I will go see if there is one available.

Indignity

Oh, the indignity!

I was privately minding my own business, when suddenly, my privacy was invaded.
The lid to my box was rudely removed!
With me inside!!
I am....speechless!!

Please check for occupants next time.

Now, I must regain my composure.

Lolcats

I saw a most disturbing place yesterday. It has upset me a great deal to think that this epidemic could be spreading. I cannot even begin to describe the language that I have encountered.

I suspect that the Bane of My Existence is fluent in LOL. I thought she couldn't spell. I didn't realize it was another language. She suggested the following captions for her determined attempt to obtain the lunch leftovers:

Kitteh iz noeing fud in heer

Iz nivver giv up.

*I am so ashamed*